re: Fat girl dancing in the car

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Unfortunately, I do not think they make buttons strong enough to contain her mass.

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A few years back my wife and I were having dinner at one of those restaurants with a salad bar and all. There was this fat chick whose pants were straining like they were about to burst. I don't even know how they were even remotely comfortable.

I remember my wife making the comment about how it looked like the pants were about to explode. Well, when the girl came back from getting her food and sat down I saw something fly by my face and land on our table. We both looked down and it was a button - from that fat chicks pants. Apparently it had popped off when she sat down. We both looked at it like WTF and burst out laughing. I mean uncontrollable laughter with tears running down our face and all. What was even funnier was that the fat girl knew it happened. I shite you not, that was the funniest thing I have ever seen.