re: What's the funniest thing you've come up with organically?

I'm a woman. Duh

Ok here's the joke

A man is smoking a cigar. His grandson walks up and says "can I smoke some of that cigar?" The grandfather asks "son, does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "no" and the grandfather says "well there's your answer".

Then the grandfather is drinking some whiskey. The grandson walks up and says "can I have a drink?" The grandfather asks "son, does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "no" and the grandfather says "well there's your answer".

Then the grandson is eating some chocolate chip cookies. The grandfather walks up and says "can I have a cookie?" The grandson asks "does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "yes" and the the grandson says "good. Go frick yourself"