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re: What's the funniest thing you've come up with organically?
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:01 pm to Artie Rome
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:01 pm to Artie Rome
Guilty as charged. But boring people are no fun.
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:02 pm to fr33manator
quote:
And I'd like to think I'm pretty quick with a rhyme when someone gives me a topic.
LSU vs State game
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:02 pm to fr33manator
You can definitely rhyme but you're not funny
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:03 pm to Paige
Neither are you and you never told the joke
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:04 pm to Sampson
What we'll do to State-(Mississippi)
On the way to a Championshippy,
Will be akin to,
What Ray Rice would do,
To Janay whenever she gets lippy.
On the way to a Championshippy,
Will be akin to,
What Ray Rice would do,
To Janay whenever she gets lippy.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:07 pm to Paige
quote:
You can definitely rhyme but you're not funny,
My name is Paige and my cooch is runny,
Your looks quickly fade,
Soon you'll barely get laid,
Like a 60 year old playboy bunny
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:07 pm to fr33manator
terribly good Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:08 pm to fr33manator
Ohhhhhhhhh
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:09 pm to Sampson
I'd make more jokes about Paige's vagina...but it's such a big target.
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:10 pm to fr33manator
quote:
but it's such a big target.
For you maybe.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:10 pm to Sampson
I'm a woman. Duh
Ok here's the joke
A man is smoking a cigar. His grandson walks up and says "can I smoke some of that cigar?" The grandfather asks "son, does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "no" and the grandfather says "well there's your answer".
Then the grandfather is drinking some whiskey. The grandson walks up and says "can I have a drink?" The grandfather asks "son, does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "no" and the grandfather says "well there's your answer".
Then the grandson is eating some chocolate chip cookies. The grandfather walks up and says "can I have a cookie?" The grandson asks "does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "yes" and the the grandson says "good. Go frick yourself"
Ok here's the joke
A man is smoking a cigar. His grandson walks up and says "can I smoke some of that cigar?" The grandfather asks "son, does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "no" and the grandfather says "well there's your answer".
Then the grandfather is drinking some whiskey. The grandson walks up and says "can I have a drink?" The grandfather asks "son, does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "no" and the grandfather says "well there's your answer".
Then the grandson is eating some chocolate chip cookies. The grandfather walks up and says "can I have a cookie?" The grandson asks "does your dick touch your a-hole?" He answers "yes" and the the grandson says "good. Go frick yourself"
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:13 pm to fr33manator
Well you never had any looks, so
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:18 pm to Hooligan's Ghost
I must be doing it wrong.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:18 pm to Paige
You're damn right I'm ugly as sin. I make babies cry and milk curdle. I once tried to ask a bank teller out on a date and she handed me a bag of money so my face would stop assaulting her.
But I can beat a whole room in a staring contest, and a life of being teased teaches you to either give as good as you get or quit bitching.
Better an butt-ugly nerd with a poetry problem than an unfit mother.
But I can beat a whole room in a staring contest, and a life of being teased teaches you to either give as good as you get or quit bitching.
Better an butt-ugly nerd with a poetry problem than an unfit mother.
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:20 pm to fr33manator
Retracted.
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:21 pm to Paige
I walked in on my dad fricking my mother. I was a bit taken aback and he just turned around and said go to your room son. Nothing to worry about here.
About an hour later he walked into my room and I was fricking my grandmother. He was shocked and said son what the hell are you doing? I said, see, it's not so fun when it's your mom getting fricked.
About an hour later he walked into my room and I was fricking my grandmother. He was shocked and said son what the hell are you doing? I said, see, it's not so fun when it's your mom getting fricked.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:24 pm to fr33manator
You don't know anything about my parenting so try again
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:26 pm to Paige
Your looks will fade away Paige
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:26 pm to Martini
that's horrible Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:26 pm to Walt OReilly
And?
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