re: Let's Do Another "Terrible Things You're Willing to Admit" Thread

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He would be a crap wingman tho

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i can do the most important thing necessary of a wingman: i can make a fat friend who is supposed to watch out for her hot friends feel beautiful and that she has a chance to bang me, thus devoting her resources to trying to bang me and not watching her friends

then, before she realizes it, her friends are gone with my friends and then when she turns around from tht, i'm closing my tab