re: Post your GDCK stories.

I'm walking into my kitchen with my black lab at my heels and I see something on the floor. I turn the light on to find a baby GDCK, a copperhead from the look of it, INSIDE MY frickING HOUSE.

I put the dog away and look for a killing utensil, as I'm getting ready to drop the boom the snake jumps up and slithers behind a bookcase.

I never found him. I don't know how it's possible, but he just fricking vanished. I turned the bookcase upside down, emptied the shelves. Nothing.

So yeah, I think I'll be setting my house on fire soon.