re: How long was your shortest stint at a former job?

3 weeks. I was fired from a college internship after a very important client falsely accused me of stealing from them. The company I was interning with thought it would be much less risky to terminate their $12/hr intern then to upset a client and risk losing a $100 million project.

That was a shitty situation all the way around. The person who interviewed and hired me had been fired the day before I started. I was doomed from the start