Arthur "Gator" Blank: pimp extraordinaire

Looks like da A-T-L is kickin the in game experience up a few notches on the bed post. My man Gator Blank is now pimpin out cheerleaders for some private sessions with the fans.

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Loyal Atlanta Falcons fans are in for quite a perk, especially if they have a thing for cheerleaders. That’s because now, all season ticket holders who have accrued enough “memory points” through the team’s rewards program can request the presence of a cheerleader at their seats during gameday.

No. Really.

Sure, they can also use them to stand on the field, get a player autograph or hang out with the team mascot. But let’s focus on the first one. Yes, fans can use their smartphone to order a visit from a blonde in a short skirt and a tight top.

What could possibly go wrong?

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If the football team can't get fans in the stands, then why not hit the homies up with a few tricks. Brilliant move, Gator! Now for some johns to start saving up those "memory points."