re: When did you stop making 'real' friends?

I move around a lot, city to city, state to state, so I meet new friends at every port of call. That's strange, especially considering how introverted and even unsociable I am, along with a host of mental characteristics that, together, fall under the category of dissociative personality disorder. Or maybe that's why I make friends; I have a simple knack for connecting with other defectives like me--real friends who have a tenuous grasp of reality. Ho-ho-ho, he-he-he, haw-haw-haw!