re: GMT 8/21/2014

I believe I prefaced it by saying it was long. As far as coolness I dunno, but if your Wednesday was more interesting than finding out a second girl you dated became a famous porn star I'd love to hear it. I'm all about interesting stories. At this point I'm convinced I have a magic penis that turns girls into porn stars (even though this one only had casual contact with it) and I really don't wanna burst that bubble.