re: GMT 8/21/2014

Ok well don't read the following, this is only for Sir Drinksalot. Names will not be revealed.

Back around 2006 I was at a bar with some friends and I met this hot little blonde. Really cool, smartass, and we just kinda vibed so I got her number and we hung out a few times. On our last hangout she confided in me that she had used a fake ID to get in the club and was only 16. I am not a pedophile and didn't want to go to jail so I told her I thought she was cool, didn't want to go to jail, so it couldn't go any further.

We kept in touch for a couple years and then lost contact, but I always in the back of my mind wondered what happened to her and hoped we'd re-connect when she was legal....a couple years ago she texts me out of the blue, tells me she moved to LA to model, met a guy in a famous band, got engaged, had his kid, then they broke up. We exchange a few texts and then she disappears again. I don't know her last name and her number has changed so at this point I've resigned myself that I'll never see her again.

So the other day at work I see this hot blonde standing in line waiting to check in. There's a fashion convention so there's models everywhere. I see she's having issues so of course I go over and see if I can help. In the back of my mind I think she looks familiar. I ask her name and she says it's not on the room, she's been down here 3 times already, and I was like just humor me. So she says _______ and it immediately clicks that it's the same girl from years before. I've lost 80 pounds and grew a beard since then so she didn't recognize me and I fricked with her for a minute before I told her my name....

Here's the appetizer, most interesting part of the story to follow.

In which state did you work?

Can u hurry? I gotta get the kids up soon.

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Lol Gm tides

Sorry fin, cliffs do not do justice......

So I reveal who I am and she's flabbergasted and I can tell she still has a teenager crush on me, and I also know she's legal now. She's here til Thursday and I'm off Wednesdays so we make plans. I also hung out with her on my dinner breaks.

So we go out to the Cromwell last night and are catching up over dinner. Somehow the conversation turns to a girl I dated that turned into a porn star later. I tell her how it sucked at first finding out that a girl I cared about was a porn star but only for like a day. At that point she said "oh god you know don't you". And I was like, well yeah.....she asked how I found out and I told her I found pictures of the girl online. She was like "oh, never mind" and I had no clue where that came from and asked what she was talking about.

She then tells me she thought I was making up the story to try and make her feel bad and pulls out her phone to show me a picture from some porn video cover. Apparently she also became a porn star, is a former vivid girl, was nominated for 2011 AVN newcomer of the year, and won an AVN for best group....

I excused myself to the restroom to verify via google and found some really graphic stuff, so much so that I could not do the sex without thinking about it.

So that was my Wednesday, anybody else?

Heyyo....

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Getting close to Friday

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Yup. Don't really matter to me. No more days off till after Sept.20th.

Yeah but what kinda story is that?

Sunday, Downshift, Drinksalot, JG, tidal, yellowfin, Coater

I believe I prefaced it by saying it was long. As far as coolness I dunno, but if your Wednesday was more interesting than finding out a second girl you dated became a famous porn star I'd love to hear it. I'm all about interesting stories. At this point I'm convinced I have a magic penis that turns girls into porn stars (even though this one only had casual contact with it) and I really don't wanna burst that bubble.

Good morning OT! My weekend starts at 5:30... It needs to hurry up.