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re: Man calls in internet service disruption - epic fail

Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
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Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

countless laps around the retard track
I'm using this
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27812 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:50 pm to
Man, I refused to get a home computer until about 10 years ago. I was in my mid 40s, and had never been on the internet, had never even used a computer. For a long time, I chose to believe it was just a fad.Finally started seeing the light.

I went to Walmart one day and saw an " everything you need" package, and decided to get it.I went home, and called Charter to come hook me up to internet, and signed up for their fastest speed.

When the kid came out to hook me up, It didn't take him long to figure out that I had no idea what I was doing. He spent probably 90 minutes showing me what to do and wrote down some notes for me. He never treated me like an idiot or anything.

When he was leaving I tipped him 100 bucks, and figured it was worth every penny.

He gave me his personal phone # and told me I could call him whenever I needed some pointers.
I called him a few times after that, and he was always happy to give me advice.
Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
1863 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:57 pm to
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He grabs a pen and paper and writes:

1.) Turn computer on.

Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:00 pm to
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You should have been as smooth as possible and told him that if this happens again the only known fix is to get a squeezable bottle of mayonnaise and to fill in the CD-Rom slot to "grease the gears". That or any fix that involved a very strong magnet.


Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2798 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:01 pm to
Key word is 10 years ago..2004 ain't 2014

Easier to believe that story happening back then.
This post was edited on 7/31/14 at 6:02 pm
Posted by jcole4lsu
The Kwisatz Haderach
Member since Nov 2007
30922 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:02 pm to
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I doubt an extra man-hour is gonna break the bank. Especially considering this guy will probably call back with a similar issue and demand someone drive out to fix it, or cancel the service over nothing because now there's bad blood. I'm not saying the OP did anything wrong. In the service industry it can be hard as frick to bite your tongue and be nice to someone, but 9 times out of 10 killing them with kindness will pay off in the long run.


frick that.
In the computer business, good deeds get punished. Every. Damn. Time.
Posted by jcole4lsu
The Kwisatz Haderach
Member since Nov 2007
30922 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Easier to believe that story happening back then.

I have no doubts about the truth of his story. I've seen just as bad.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27812 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:10 pm to
Yeah, I guess so.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118922 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:19 pm to
I have a story for you. Years ago I worked for a large manufacturing company. We had engineers working in development. One young lady engineer called me and said that her computer was "eating her 3.5 floppy disks".
I went to look and she was actually putting the disks in a gap between the expansion slots instead of the drive, and they just fell inside the case. When I opened it, there were 5 3.5 disks in there.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14973 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:38 pm to
And the really scary thing is that people like this are voting in elections.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124258 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:14 pm to
Pretty funny
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124258 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29365 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:51 pm to
I feel your pain brother.

I work in construction. Our subs are given an excel spreadsheet to use to submit their pay applications. You'd be shocked at how many times I have to walk people through not how to fill one out, but how to use excel to fill one out.

"There's another sheet when you click on that tab?"

My personal favorite is when someone tells me they have to fax me something because they "don't trust email."
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25311 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:12 pm to
I feel bad for him being isolated completely by his lack of technological awareness. I imagine he must not have kids around that can teach him.
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:25 pm to
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I feel bad for him being isolated completely by his lack of technological awareness. I imagine he must not have kids around that can teach him.

This is true. But maybe if he wouldn't have been a dick from the get go I would have stayed there and held his hand. What does he think I work for? The satisfaction of helping people?
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