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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:41 pm to
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:41 pm to
You should get into porn. Pj says there's a lot of money to be made with if you have a big willy
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:42 pm to
Is he hittin that?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:43 pm to


Those male actors don't make much money

I'd be too star struck to perform
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has only a day to live. He goes home to tell his wife, who asks what he wants to do with his final hours. Of course he wants to spend them having sex. They have great sex all night long. Finally, at about 2:00 A.M., his wife says she's tired and wants to go to sleep.

He says, "Oh, come on, can't we just do it one more time?"

And she says, "Look, I've got to get up in the morning — you don't!"
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:45 pm to
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90511 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:48 pm to
Yea I hear they make shite for money. But hey you get laid and some free STDs
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:53 pm to
I went to brush and floss my teeth and use mouthwash before bed.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:54 pm to
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I went to brush and floss my teeth

interesting response to cosmo asking you if you liked snakes...
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

some free STDs


Pornstars have to go through rigorous testing twice a month. They are way more clean than the average person.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90511 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:57 pm to
Ok
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:59 pm to
He's missing out. I'm younger and my biological clock isn't close to ticking yet like most women who are around both of your ages.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:00 am to
you've obviously never heard me discuss that exact problem i see so many guys my age in, esp when they rush an engagement to a girl their age

and i'll add this joke

quote:

What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me."
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:06 am to
Well it's the truth. You and Cosmo are 30ish. A single 30 year old man should date a 22-26 year old. It's a win-win for both. The man won't feel rushed into having kids because the woman is just starting/establishing her career and doesn't want kids yet/still has her prime fertility years ahead of her. Plus guys who are their own age are still immature and they're looking for men who are more stable in their careers and lives but at the same time still want a family but not for another 4-5 years down the road.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124229 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:08 am to
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prime fertility years



Lol. No.

Your prime fertility years have been for a few years now.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:12 am to
Fertility doesn't start to decline until 35 or so. I still have time on my side.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:13 am to
quote:

Well it's the truth. You and Cosmo are 30ish. A single 30 year old man should date a 22-26 year old. It's a win-win for both.


Couldn't agree more
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124229 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:15 am to
Okay, but saying the "prime years are Ahead of you" is just silly. No offense. You are in your breeding prime now.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:18 am to
Yeah and she also has to factor in how many children does she want? You want a big family you can't just wait until you are 35 to start.


Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:19 am to
I'm in my prime but I still have a lot of time left. In an ideal world, I'll have baby #1 at 30, #2 at 32, done. I'll be in a better place career-wise and I won't be old having kids either. But life never goes according to plan. Could be knocked up next year or not for another 15 years.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90511 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:20 am to
How old are you?
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