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Dating website failures

Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:17 pm
Posted by Ellis Dee
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:17 pm
I'm sure this has been discussed before, but what are some times where you've met a chick on a dating website and it turned into a complete disaster?

About 3 or 4 months ago, I met this chick on Tinder and we were texting each other for a couple of days when I asked if she wanted to meet up. She suggested meeting at her place to watch a movie. When I went over, this 300 lb whale answered the door. I asked for Erin and she said "that's me silly!". This chick looked NOTHING like she did in her profile pictures. She made Kate Upton look petite. I had a friend call me and tell me "he ran out of gas" so I bolted not even 15 minutes into the movie.

:inbe4csb:
:inbe4onlinedatingistrashy:
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:17 pm to
:paige:
Posted by BayouBandit24
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16586 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:17 pm to
i totally believe this story
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:18 pm to
CSB
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5139 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm to
I bet it was the girl in your sig. what a ho bag
Posted by brewhan davey
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

About 3 or 4 months ago, I met this chick on Tinder and we were texting each other for a couple of days when I asked if she wanted to meet up. She suggested meeting at her place to watch a movie. When I went over, this 300 lb whale answered.


Has happened to 3 or 4 of my friends. If a girl has nothing but close up pictures of her face, don't swipe right. Lesson be learned, son.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm to
Unless you're ugly, old, weird, or have kids, I don't understand why someone would do this?
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

I had a friend call me and tell me "he ran out of gas" so I bolted not even 15 minutes into the movie.


I would have just left. Fat women dont deserve an excuse.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11240 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:22 pm to
That sucks
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:22 pm to
Poncho wins
LINK
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 8:23 pm
Posted by CP3
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
7416 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:22 pm to
and that's why you facebook them or get their snapchat or some shite.

Gotta do your research.
Posted by Geaux9
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

ib4onlinedatingistrashy
not trashy, just pathetic. Most hot girls have more guys hit on them than they know what to with. I find it unlikely that any of them have to go online to find a partner.

Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17732 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:28 pm to
Have I been mentioned yet.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:33 pm to
Tinder is a dating website?

I thought it was just an app to frick ugly whores
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40191 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Dating website failures

quote:

Tinder


Tinder is not a a dating site. It is a I need to put my dick into some ho tonight site.

ETA: Banging a fatty is just an occupational hazard
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 8:39 pm
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31644 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

"that's me silly!"


Posted by Diddles
LA
Member since Apr 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:51 pm to
Chicks have gotten really good at hiding their fat bodies. Gotta watch out.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62873 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:56 pm to
Websites should be required to have current and accurate full body photos.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:57 pm to
Welcome to the internet
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:59 pm to
I haven't had any disasters.

Well, maybe my first ever one.

The trick is that you get to be picky on the front end, so the fact you had a disaster is all on you.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 9:02 pm
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