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Dating website failures
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:17 pm
I'm sure this has been discussed before, but what are some times where you've met a chick on a dating website and it turned into a complete disaster?
About 3 or 4 months ago, I met this chick on Tinder and we were texting each other for a couple of days when I asked if she wanted to meet up. She suggested meeting at her place to watch a movie. When I went over, this 300 lb whale answered the door. I asked for Erin and she said "that's me silly!". This chick looked NOTHING like she did in her profile pictures. She made Kate Upton look petite. I had a friend call me and tell me "he ran out of gas" so I bolted not even 15 minutes into the movie.
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:inbe4onlinedatingistrashy:
About 3 or 4 months ago, I met this chick on Tinder and we were texting each other for a couple of days when I asked if she wanted to meet up. She suggested meeting at her place to watch a movie. When I went over, this 300 lb whale answered the door. I asked for Erin and she said "that's me silly!". This chick looked NOTHING like she did in her profile pictures. She made Kate Upton look petite. I had a friend call me and tell me "he ran out of gas" so I bolted not even 15 minutes into the movie.
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:inbe4onlinedatingistrashy:
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:17 pm to Ellis Dee
i totally believe this story
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm to Ellis Dee
I bet it was the girl in your sig. what a ho bag
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm to Ellis Dee
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About 3 or 4 months ago, I met this chick on Tinder and we were texting each other for a couple of days when I asked if she wanted to meet up. She suggested meeting at her place to watch a movie. When I went over, this 300 lb whale answered.
Has happened to 3 or 4 of my friends. If a girl has nothing but close up pictures of her face, don't swipe right. Lesson be learned, son.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm to Ellis Dee
Unless you're ugly, old, weird, or have kids, I don't understand why someone would do this?
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:19 pm to Ellis Dee
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I had a friend call me and tell me "he ran out of gas" so I bolted not even 15 minutes into the movie.
I would have just left. Fat women dont deserve an excuse.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:22 pm to Ellis Dee
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:22 pm to Ellis Dee
and that's why you facebook them or get their snapchat or some shite.
Gotta do your research.
Gotta do your research.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:23 pm to Ellis Dee
quote:not trashy, just pathetic. Most hot girls have more guys hit on them than they know what to with. I find it unlikely that any of them have to go online to find a partner.
ib4onlinedatingistrashy
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:28 pm to Ellis Dee
Have I been mentioned yet.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:33 pm to Ellis Dee
Tinder is a dating website?
I thought it was just an app to frick ugly whores
I thought it was just an app to frick ugly whores
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:38 pm to Ellis Dee
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Dating website failures
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Tinder
Tinder is not a a dating site. It is a I need to put my dick into some ho tonight site.
ETA: Banging a fatty is just an occupational hazard
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:51 pm to Ellis Dee
Chicks have gotten really good at hiding their fat bodies. Gotta watch out.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:56 pm to Ellis Dee
Websites should be required to have current and accurate full body photos.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:59 pm to Ellis Dee
I haven't had any disasters.
Well, maybe my first ever one.
The trick is that you get to be picky on the front end, so the fact you had a disaster is all on you.
Well, maybe my first ever one.
The trick is that you get to be picky on the front end, so the fact you had a disaster is all on you.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 9:02 pm
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