re: Will be in Houston in three weeks. What are the best bars and strip clubs?

Go to the Men's club ! I paid $15 and they handed me a plate for the buffet and I got to eat while watching naked chicks dance it was awesome, and if I remember correctly they had a pool out back. Also go to the Mexican restaurant called El Tiempo it's got killer atmosphere/food and if you keep your receipt you get in free at the strip club next door!