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re: Would you rather be stuck on an island with 9 guys and 1 girl or vica versa?

Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by Cole Beer
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:49 pm to
If the objective is to get off the island, I'd say pick the 9 dudes.

Also, is there booze on this island or nah?
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:51 pm to
9 guys.

I can fashion a raft by spooning their bodies and locking them into place with the next guys dick in the next guys but, and secure it with pubes.

I'd row the girl to safety.
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:52 pm to
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Assume all are able bodied. The island is able to support life, there is fresh water, fruit game and fish. There are the resources to make tools and equipment if you possess the skill and ability. Everyone is between 25-30. You have one axe, 2 knives, a box of fishing hooks and a spool of line, and 1 yeti sticker. What is your choice and why? And what do you do?


9 guys and 1 chick.
This post was edited on 5/16/22 at 12:12 am
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:52 pm to
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Also, is there booze on this island or nah?



An island with booze and not many girls...this happened to Noah, and you know what he did...right?
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:52 pm to
See, now the guys who are old enough to think about living instead of just their dick are chiming in.

The 9 girls 1 guy dudes are assuming that they'll be some sort of emperor. The reality of it is without societal conventions to reinforce their power they'd have no choice but threat of violence and once they exercised that...


Smothered to death with a rock pillow.


Plus, have you ever spend a prolonged amount of time with a bunch of women?

I'd much rather hunt and fish and build stuff with buddies and have a woman to take care of urges.
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:53 pm to
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I'd outsuck and frick her and have 8 dudes doing all my grunt work for BJs and this tight butt.
And 1 chick for me to frick to feel less gay at the end of the day.


jesus
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47462 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:53 pm to
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See, now the guys who are old enough to think about living instead of just their dick are chiming in.


No sir.
This post was edited on 5/16/22 at 12:12 am
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:54 pm to
So, I can either have a life of sexual delight and constant nagging or get caught in a nine way sausage battle to the death over the one girl. Think I'll go with A.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34863 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:54 pm to
Me and 9 girls. Life may be shorter, but more fulfilling.

Death by snoos snoos is life's only real adventure.

This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 1:57 pm
Posted by Jimbeaux28
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:55 pm to
After watching Naked and Afraid this past Sunday, there is no doubt I would be stuck with 9 psycho bitches like her.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29211 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:56 pm to
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I'd outsuck and frick her and have 8 dudes doing all my grunt work for BJs and this tight butt.


so wait, you'd be giving BJs and giving up your hiney?
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:57 pm to
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think about living instead of just their dick

What's the difference?
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:57 pm to
No shite. If it was just me and 8 hardlegs plotting to kill each other all day, life wouldn't be worth living.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:57 pm to
I'd rather be stuck on a island alone so I can die in peace
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

See, now the guys who are old enough to think about living instead of just their dick are chiming in.


I wasn't thinking with my dick.

The women would naturally look to the man as a natural leader (I assume this as I am the guy in my story. This might not be true if the guy was some quiet, passive, weakling). Also, most of the women would probably step up to the challenge at hand. They are also more quick to turn on someone not doing their part, so they would self-govern the whiny bitches in the group.

I didn't consider the potential for 9 Paris Hilton diva types, nor did I assume we could eventually find our way off the island. These variables might change my answer.
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4583 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:58 pm to
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An island with booze and not many girls...this happened to Noah, and you know what he did...right?


No, wha happened?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47462 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:58 pm to
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so wait, you'd be giving BJs and giving up your hiney?


Look at the big brain on GeauxT.

Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:59 pm to
I'd definitely go with 9 guys and 1 girl... The dudes would make a fricking palace and just fish and hunt... That's what guys like to do anyway so we would have a good time. I do not want 9 whiney bitches. Plus they would tire me out sexually.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36309 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:00 pm to
9 girls. We're eventually going to frick and it's not like women are incapable of labor.



Wait
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted by LSU 318 LSU
El Cerrito Place
Member since Jan 2011
4278 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

1 yeti sticker
But bro, you would be totally Salt Life if you were on an island
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