re: how is young dylan moses doing with summer/camping

Kid: "hey dad, I like football. I want to train to get better and maximize my pro potential. Shucks, I can even earn myself a luxury lifestyle if I succeed."

Dad: "that's great! I'm glad you have the drive to be the best! There's just one problem though son."

Kid: "what's the matter dad? Am I too short? Too weak?"

Dad: "no son, the problem is you like football. How in the world could we pull this off now?"