re: Favorite Bars in Downtown Baton Rouge?

i posted this awhile back in a thread. my take on bars around there and some others nearby. its almost two years old so its missing pelican house but everything else is accurate imo. oh and this was a response to getting laid at the bars in BR







bulldog-wednesday nights is pussy central. weekend nights are hit and miss

cove-service industry crowd for the most part. this can either be good or bad. bad night at work usually doesnt equal im going to the bar and getting laid. well actually it might be if they get shite faced

uncle earls-this is freds for older people. you can usually gauge their crowds on the weekends by the early bulldog crowd. if bulldog has a good crowd, earls is usually slammed. lots of drunk whores

perkins overpass area isnt pussy getting central but it is a possibility. chelseas and zee zees is probably your best bet. chelseas is good because it can fit a lot of people and it seems that the crowd is usually more drunk than not. duvics and ivars is meh on getting laid.


downtown is probably the best bet on getting laid because of the amount of bars in one area and its always a shitshow on the weekends.


happys-good bar but someone on the jukebox playing shitty music can clear the place out. it also is small and gets jammed packed. hard to get pussy when the place is one fire away from a stampede and 5 trampled dead bodies.

roux house-live music and a nice patio. if youre willing to put up with a usual shitty band and some drunk older people(occasional 40+ in there), this is a very good area to get some poon. the crowd there is usually of the good girl type also.

lucys-this is another tigerland type place downtown. rap music, crowded, and shitty bartenders. theres always a good amount of shitfaced drunk whores in here though.

punchers- cheesedick central. if youre not a cheesedick, good luck.

office- its dying. nothing to comment on.


now to the grand daddy of them all.

city bar-if you cant get laid in here, you have no hope. fair warning though, its DOUCHEBAG central but......theres a ton of skanks and whores. i mean the place is crawling with them. on friday and saturday, the 2nd floor opens up and its more of a club place. plenty of people on here would like the music. i hate it but my music taste is along the same as about 30 other people in the city. dont get me wrong, half the girls in there wouldnt frick me or you because i dont scream trash douchebag, but theres so many that our half is more than most bars in the city. warning-go drunk. and use a rubber