re: Give us the cliffs of your wedding day

Woke up.
Finished making programs. Got an Uncle to pick them up at Kinko's.
Went to salon. Got hair done. Toes done. Drank champagne cocktails. Enjoyed time with the ladies in my life.
Went to parent's house. Makeup done. Got dressed. Prayed. Pictures.
Arrived at church with police escort. Realized I forgot the sign in book at the house. Used somebody's phone to call the cop and housekeeper at the house. He was very confused. Pleaded with limo driver to go back and get it. He did. He got an extra hundo.
Walked up the aisle.
Veil fell off.
Got married.
Bridesmaid punched veil back in head.
Walked back out the aisle.
Started raining so cocktail hour in the zoo was canceled.
Danced, partied. Had an excellent time.
Drove in the pouring down rain in a rolls with tiny wipers to the Roosevelt.
Spent 3 hours at the Roosevelt doing none of your business.
Oh also got a friend to leave my scuba mask at the front desk because I forgot to pack that too.