re: Give us the cliffs of your wedding day

new years day.

woke up. went to the soon to be "our" apartment. watched the Cotton Bowl where Phil Fulmer stuck a volunteer up our ***.

Played Halo with my two best friends. Got dressed.

Went to church. Got married. Went to reception. Got money from family.

went back to apartment where she kicked me out to change and no sexy time till we get to destination.

drove to San Antonio and she slept the whole time.

checked into riverwalk hotel. overlooked the river for a while and talked.

awkward first timer sex, but success achieved on both ends.

wake up next morning and look at river. it smells terrible and is less than 1 foot deep. they apparently dam it up Jan 2 and clean out the trash.