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re: Last night, I dreamed the Cubs had just won the World Series
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:57 am to okietiger
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:57 am to okietiger
When the Cubs win the World Series...
The sun will burn brighter, yet everywhere on earth the temperature will be 72 degrees with a slight breeze. Nations will topple only to be replaced with a one-world government headed by Emperor Theo I. Ivy will spontaneously sprout from all brick edifices, and shitty beer will flow from every spigot. Ron Santo shall be resurrected with his real legs and 2 perfect eternal pancreases. And look, in the sky. Its a massive flock of birds. Cardinals to be exact. Every Cardinal in the world migrating to Antarctica to die off, alone and cold.
When the Cubs win the World Series...
The sun will burn brighter, yet everywhere on earth the temperature will be 72 degrees with a slight breeze. Nations will topple only to be replaced with a one-world government headed by Emperor Theo I. Ivy will spontaneously sprout from all brick edifices, and shitty beer will flow from every spigot. Ron Santo shall be resurrected with his real legs and 2 perfect eternal pancreases. And look, in the sky. Its a massive flock of birds. Cardinals to be exact. Every Cardinal in the world migrating to Antarctica to die off, alone and cold.
When the Cubs win the World Series...
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