re: stupid thing I did the other day.

One time I locked my keys in my truck with an ounce of weed in there at gas station. Completely forgot about weed and called cops to come unlock my car. Then a lightbulb went off. I busted one of the little triangle windows that Toyota trucks used to have open, unlocked the door and hauled arse before cops got there.

That was in college. Many moons ago.