re: Does anyone have experience with applying for a patent?

Yes. And, don't get your feelings hurt here, 90% of people who think they need a patent don't or their "invention" isn't eligible.

But don't worry, there are plenty of people who will take your money and string you along before they tell you that.

First thing to ask yourself, is this item going to make you PROFITS of tens of thousands of dollars? Because if it isn't, you don't need to even get started.