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re: Superman nerds: Does Lois Lane ever get preggo with a Super baby?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 pm to TreyAnastasio
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 pm to TreyAnastasio
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It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom. But, that would kill him.
^Brodie is spot on.
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