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Superman nerds: Does Lois Lane ever get preggo with a Super baby?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:00 am
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:00 am
I am watching Man Of Steel while procrastinating work at home. Do they bang it out and have babies in the comic books?
Would that not kill her?
Would that not kill her?
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 am to TheCaterpillar
in Superman returns, she had his super baby.
It has been speculated that the force of Supermans orgasm would shoot through Lois's vag, body, and out her head like a hot knife through butter.
It has been speculated that the force of Supermans orgasm would shoot through Lois's vag, body, and out her head like a hot knife through butter.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 am to TheCaterpillar
It was implied in that awful movie that Brandon Routh was in
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 am to TheCaterpillar
Pretty sure they had a baby in superman returns.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:03 am to TheCaterpillar
Have you not seen Mallrats?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:38 am to TheCaterpillar
The only thing that could handle Supermans load would be a Kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:06 am to TheCaterpillar
Sweat doesn't jet out of his pores like a water gun, so there's no reason semen has to have such super force, either. Surely he can use the urinals at the Daily Planet, too.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:06 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Would that not kill her?
I actually think they left themselves an out in Man of Steel.
If you remember, Martha told him that, when he was an infant, she was worried that he wouldn't survive because he had significant problems breathing. It took him until he was about 6 to fully adjust to conditions on Earth.
If you take that at face value, Kryptonian DNA is incredibly weak in our sun and atmospheric conditions until a certain age...so Kryptonian sperm may be weaker as well.
The bigger concern in this case may be a miscarriage or stillborn.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 1:13 pm to TheCaterpillar
Well tell me this, how does superman get a hair cut or shave? Nothing on Earth should be able to cut his hair... amirite?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 2:26 pm to TheCaterpillar
Another reason
Batman>>>>Superman
Bruce gets to slay vag at anytime without worrying if he will kill them with his orgasm
Batman>>>>Superman
Bruce gets to slay vag at anytime without worrying if he will kill them with his orgasm
Posted on 6/17/14 at 5:31 pm to TheCaterpillar
Well I've seen an animated movie where he gave Louis a serum that makes her super for a day.. and they did go back to her place
Posted on 6/17/14 at 6:32 pm to TheCaterpillar
Wasn't this settle with Clerks on why Wonder Woman is the only woman that can EVER have Superman babies?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
No, it would kill a human woman and she if she somehow survived impregenation, she could not bring the baby to term.
The only women capable of having a Kryptonian male's baby are female kryptonians, female daxamites, and Wonder Woman considering she's just as powerful as Superman.
This is one thing that made Superman Returns so horrible. It should not have happened. It needs to be decanonized.
The only women capable of having a Kryptonian male's baby are female kryptonians, female daxamites, and Wonder Woman considering she's just as powerful as Superman.
This is one thing that made Superman Returns so horrible. It should not have happened. It needs to be decanonized.
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