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re: Anyone having a dry spell?

Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:23 pm to
Posted by Evangeline
Member since Jun 2014
96 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

That's the chick skillet is bangin I thought.


I don't know a Skillet and I just said I haven't had sex in 5 months.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:24 pm to
stop watching so much game of thrones and go outside
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

I just said I haven't had sex in 5 months.


Whore
Posted by Evangeline
Member since Jun 2014
96 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

stop watching so much game of thrones and go outside


That's only for an hour and one night a week.




Posted by Evangeline
Member since Jun 2014
96 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Whore



Excuse me?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117734 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:30 pm to
Lady of the night.

Just kidding. You sound hot.

Later jmcs.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:30 pm to
You're excused but don't let it happen again.
Posted by Evangeline
Member since Jun 2014
96 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Later jmcs.


Not him/her.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:33 pm to
Sadly, I believe that my dry spell is longer than anyone's in this thread.

I should go back to the monastery.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

That's only for an hour and one night a week.
you know what else is for an hour and one night a week? the time i just allotted on my calendar to go over and bang you.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

Dude if I have to go longer than a couple of weeks I turn into Hulk-Smash.
After a week, I get aggressive and angry. My normally short fuse deteriorates into nothing. I also look at every single female walking around and want to walk up and bang them that instant.

"Oh yeah, fat grandma....pretty hot...IWHI" followed by "This mother fricker wants to drive slow in the fricking left lane? I'm about to run his arse into the ditch and carve his face like a pumpkin"
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136850 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:35 pm to
You are still a damn good man, iona
Posted by Evangeline
Member since Jun 2014
96 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:38 pm to
Do I have a say so in that?
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:39 pm to
Easter. However, the girl needed to go. She started getting too damned crazy. I am getting too old for that shite. Could definitely see why she'd been marrried five times and why the last one blew his fricking brains out.

Just started seeing another one who seems to be better put together with a much more stable background. Time will tell.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:39 pm to
No is of no consequence apparently.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:40 pm to
if the answer was no, you would have said it already. i've got you down for thursdays, 8:15-9:15. see ya thursday.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:40 pm to
Why, thank you Rouge. Although the jury is still out on that.

I do enjoy my time with my golf buddy. She is really very pretty; a damned good golfer; and a fine woman with whom to generally hang out. If she were 10 years older or I was 10 years younger, I'd be chasing her for sure. The 21 year difference is just a bridge too far to bridge.
Posted by Evangeline
Member since Jun 2014
96 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:41 pm to
Ok

I'll shave my legs.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 6:42 pm
Posted by LSU0812
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2013
728 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:41 pm to
If your wife is capable of sex now, she's probably really venerable and scared. If she had something done that affected her physical appearance, I can assure you she's feeling down and is probably waiting for you to make her feel worthy of sex.

Have you tried talking with her and making her feel wanted? Just tell her that you love her and want to share yourself with her so you can feel closer. It's gotta be more than just sex when you explain it to her. Just keep a steady voice and remind her that she's beautiful and you love her and want to show it to her, and you'll both get what you want.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:42 pm to
P in V is poop in vag right

what did i do wrong
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