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What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:25 pm
After a night on the town, I ened sleeping with a hot PhD student while I was at Ole Miss who stank to high heaven. I still did the deed. 
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:26 pm to rebeloke
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I ened sleeping with a hot PhD student
i don't believe you
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:27 pm to rebeloke
Dude, if it smells like trout, GTFO.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:27 pm to rebeloke
got drunk and made out with this chick on the dance floor for like 20 minutes straight. She was rubbing all over my cock. After a few minutes of that, I thought i might as well return her the favor... well then she grew a dick.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:28 pm to rebeloke
Whiskey dick was involved somewhere in my worst hook up story. I think
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:28 pm to rebeloke
Teeth man.
Teeth.
Teeth.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:29 pm to rebeloke
Try charging your phone with this. Absolutely the worst.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:31 pm to rebeloke
this guy is like a dirtier version of Kige
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:31 pm to rebeloke
congrats on sex
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:32 pm to rebeloke
Kissed a prostitute who also stuck a bare finger inserted in my anal cavity.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:33 pm to rebeloke
She was terrible in bed and make me a terrible breakfast in the morning. That was the end of that
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:34 pm to rebeloke
Two words: butt beard.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:35 pm to rebeloke
The ones that don't end in sex. So most of them.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:35 pm to rebeloke
Woke up with blood everywhere and had no idea at the time when it was going down the night before. Had to go back to my current GF's house where I lived at the time to clean up the next morning. Not a good experience and I broke up with that GF the same week so I'm not too terrible of a person
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:37 pm to rebeloke
I live in Shreveport, but my family has a place in New Orleans. My whole family was down there for something. I bring this girl back there, she won't bang me. The next morning she has to do the walk of shame in front of my parents and grandparents on the way out. She was embarrassed.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:38 pm to rebeloke
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What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?
the one that gave me chlamydia
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:39 pm to rebeloke
ran a train on some skank with 4 or 5 other dudes, pretty disgusting
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:40 pm to rebeloke
Old roommate brought home two fine chicks one night. I ended up with one of them. Wrapped up and put it in. After a couple of pumps, she says, "oh gosh why didn't I douche". Then a smell so foul hit me I almost puked. Pulled out, grabbed the rubber by the tip and pulled it off and threw it in the floor. Took her home and when I got back, I could smell the rubber. It was bad.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:40 pm to rebeloke
Cadillac cafe 52 yr old grandmother. Husband deceased. 4 kids. Overweight
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