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Posted on 6/4/14 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 6/4/14 at 6:51 pm to
2014 WORLD CUP

Format: 32 teams are divided into eight groups of four. The groups play a round-robin with the top two teams advancing to the knockout stage. Matches are 90 minutes and there can be ties/draws in the group stage. In the single-elimination knockout stage, ties are settled in a 30-minute extra time period. If it's still tied after the 90 minutes, we go to a penalty kick shootout. England will most likely lose one of these shootouts.

Group A

Brazil: The hosts of the 2014 World Cup. Defeated Spain at the Confederations Cup, the preview mini-tournament held every year before the World Cup. Brazil is known for its attractive style of football and the most World Cup titles of all-time. Players to watch are Neymar, Oscar, David Luiz and MLS's own Julio Cesar.

Croatia: Back at the World Cup after missing out in 2010. Expected to be the second-place team out of Group A, behind Brazil. Solid midfield with an under-the-radar defense. Players to watch are Luka Modric, Mario Mandzukic and Dejan Lovren.

Cameroon: Has qualified for the World Cup more than any other African nation, but rarely gets past group stage. They have a few stars but some question marks...and problems with their own federation. Players to watch are Samuel Eto'o, Alex Song and Stephane M'bia.

Mexico: Pure evil. Pure garbage. Pure waste of space. Hendo gave us a Pulitzer-winning World Cup preview of Mexico here.

Group B

Spain: Defending World Cup champions and back-to-back defending European champions. Spain will pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass and pass some more. And then they will probably beat you. They do that a lot. Players to watch are Xavi, Andres Iniesta, former Brazilian national Diego Costa and Iker Casillas. (If you have a specific question about Spain, Dandy Lion is your man.)

Holland / Netherlands: The 2010 World Cup runners-up. The Dutch have a ton of older attacking talent that loves to fight with each other. Holland flamed out at its last major tournament. Players to watch include Robin van Persie, Arjen Robben and anyone they convince to play defense.

Chile: A popular dark horse pick for the knockout round. Plays a high-pressing style that could cause a lot of trouble this summer. Players to watch are Arturo Vidal and Alexis Sanchez.

Australia: Some idiots think Australia's domestic league is better than MLS. As punishment, the "Socceroos" are probably going to get pummeled in Brazil. Players to watch are Tim Cahill and Tim Cahill alone, I guess.

Group C

Colombia: Outside of Brazil and Argentina, this is the strongest South American squad out of the "under-the-radar" bunch. Will miss superstar striker Radamel Falcao (knee injury suffered with his club), but there is still a lot of attacking talent on this team, which is predicted to get out of the group. Players to watch are James Rodriguez, Fredy Guarin and Juan Cuadrado.

Ivory Coast / Cote d'Ivoire: The most talented African team at the World Cup, but "Les Elephants" never seem to do much of anything on the big stage. Prone to high-scoring shootouts, so if you're into that, watch all of their matches. Players to watch are Didier Drogba, Yaya Toure and Gervinho.

Japan: Always a dark horse in an international tournament due to their attractive brand of technical soccer and relative unknown status (they're new to this, like the USA). Recent history suggests they will either flame out in the group stage or make it to the Round of 16. Players to watch are Shinji Kagawa, Keisuke Honda and Yuto Nagatomo.

Greece: Once upon a time, not so very long ago, Greece won a European Championship... everyone hated it and still don't consider them much of a threat. The Greeks are not a strong outfit, but their defensive style will usually keep them in most matches. Players to watch are Kostas Mitroglu, Giorgos Samarasa and Sokratis Papastathopoulos.

Group D

Uruguay: A title-winning giant in the old days and a resurgent South American power in the modern age, Uruguay is actually the top-seeded team in a tough Group D with two traditional powers. Uruguay made it all the way to the semifinals in 2010, putting the world on notice. Players to watch are Luis "The Most Polarizing Athlete on the Planet" Suarez, Edinson Cavani and Gaston Ramirez.

England: The country that invented the game and perfected the art of being just short of a world powerhouse for a variety of reasons. If "The Three Lions" make it to the knockout stage and the match goes into penalties, chalk it up as a loss. They don't know how to deal with it. Players to watch are Wayne Rooney, Daniel Sturridge, Steven Gerrard and whatever hilarity Joe Hart can pull off from the goalkeeper spot.

Italy: Not very many people are predicting Italy to win this tournament, but the nation is a legitimate sleeper pick. Strength all over the field with a great blend of young talent and veteran experience. Usually play a more defensive style but has serious talent up front. Players to watch are Mario "Swag" Balotelli, Andrea Pirlo, Daniele de Rossi and Gianluigi Buffon.

Costa Rica: Thanks for showing up, fellow CONCACAFers. This is one of the best Costa Rica teams in its history, but this group draw was a killer and CR will miss injured MLS goalscorer Alvaro Saborio. Still, they could play the spoiler in what seems to be a three-way battle for the top-two spots. Players to watch are Bryan Ruiz, Joel Campbell and Keylor Navas.
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 9:21 am
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 6/4/14 at 6:52 pm to
Group E

France: France's history at the World Cup is as up and down as possible. "Les Bleus" won it in 1998, did not score a single goal in 2002, lost in the final in 2006 via headbutt and did not record a single win in 2010. With a good squad with young and old talent, it should be their year to make some noise! (Star winger Franck Ribery was a late scratch due to injury, though.) Players to watch are Karim Benzema, Paul Pogba, Patrice Evra and Hugo Lloris.

Switzerland: The Swiss ran through their qualifying group and are the top seed in E. This comes as a surprise to most of the world as Switzerland have never been a true power. With a winning coach and some fantastic young players, Switzerland could be a real pain in the knockout stage if it gets there. Players to watch are Xherdan Shaqiri, Granit Xhaka, Gokhan Inler and Stephan Lichtensteiner. (Best names in the tournament, the Swiss.)

Ecuador: Not one of the strongest teams in the tournament by any means, but Ecuador showed its ability to knock off better squads during qualifying. Rallied after the shocking death of star striker Christian Benitez. Not expected to get out of the group, but could with some big upsets. Players to watch are Antonio Valencia and Jefferson Montero.

Honduras: Honduras defied all the odds by qualifying for back-to-back World Cups, but it probably won't be in Brazil for long. One of the weakest teams in the competition could sneak up on some opponents, though, like it did with the Swiss in 2010. Players to watch are Oscar Boniek Garcia, Roger Espinoza and Victor Bernardez.

Group F

Argentina: Superstar talent up front, good-to-great midfield, questionable defense. Argentina can score with the best of them and will be a favorite in the tournament since it is in South America. Largely expected to get out of the group and make some sort of run. Players to watch are Lionel Messi, Sergio Aguero, Angel di Maria and Gonzalo Higuain.

Bosnia and Herzegovina: This is the former Yugoslavian nation's first World Cup after becoming a full FIFA member in 1996. Solid squad from top to bottom...no world superstars but more than enough to get out of the group and cause trouble. Players to watch are Edin Dzeko, Miralem Pjanic and Asmir Begovic.

Nigeria: Fresh off a friendly loss to the USMNT, Nigeria head into Brazil with hopes of fighting it out with Bosnia for a spot in the knockout stage. "The Super Eagles" have not recorded a single point in a World Cup this millennium, but they want to change all that with their speedy, team-first style of play. Players to watch are Emmanuel Emenike, John Obi Mikel and Victor Moses.

Iran: Very few know anything about this team other than it rarely scores goals...and rarely gives them up. Packing the box and hoping for a result could give Iran a few points at the World Cup, something it hasn't had since in a while. Players to watch are...ah, I have no clue.

Group G

United States / USMNT/ The Yanks / Team USA / Your Favorite Team: Group G is called the "Group of Death" because the U.S. is in it. Players to watch are all of them.

Germany: "Die Mannschaft" (control your laughter) is one of the favorites at this year's World Cup, even with a cruel injury to forward Marco Reus. They're very, very good, but lack a true striker and a couple of questions on defense. Any questions about Germany should be directed toward resident German expert hendersonshands. Players to watch are Bastian "Jesus" Schweinsteiger, Mesut "Muslim Jesus" Ozil, Mario Gotze and Manuel Neuer.

Portugal: As much as I want to call this section "(Banged-Up) Cristiano Ronaldo and 10 of His Friends," one must admit that Portugal has talent other than the superstar forward. Injuries and an underwhelming buildup to the World Cup could hurt Portugal in the long run. Players to watch are Ronaldo, Nani, Joao Moutinho and Rui Patricio.

Ghana: The constant thorn in the United States' side and Africa's only knockout stage participant at the 2010 World Cup. They've slipped a bit since the last Cup but are still a dangerous side for the U.S.'s first match, a virtual must-win. Players to watch are Kwadwo Asamoah, Kevin-Prince Boateng and Adam Kwarasey, the man who will be fishing the ball out of the back of the net when the USMNT scores repeatedly in the first game.

Group H

Belgium: Everybody's trendy pick to make a huge run in the tournament. Why? Because if they are a young foreign star in the English Premier League, chances are he is Belgian. Belgium does not have much of a recent World Cup history, so this is uncharted territory for them. Players to watch are Romelu Lukaku, Eden Hazard, Vincent Kompany and Thibaut Courtois.

Russia: Former England coach, an Italian named Fabio Capello, has Russia playing with some confidence in his latest globetrotting adventure. They play solid defense with some young attacking talent up front. There aren't any superstars on this team, so Russia is flying under the radar in a weaker group. Players to watch are Aleksandr Kokorin, Alan Dzagoev and Igor Akinfeev.

South Korea: South Korea qualified for the World Cup, but they weren't very impressive, so the federation decided to make a coaching change. The Koreans are a bit of an unknown because of this change, but teams in the past have been balanced and disciplined in defense and attack. Players to watch are Son Heung-Min, Park Chu-Young and Ki Sung-Yeung.

Algeria: Many people are passing over Algeria, but they gave teams trouble in the last World Cup. Algeria has experience all over the field, and there isn't a true weakness in this team other than the fact they don't have any star players. Players to watch are Yacine Brahimi and Islam Slimani.

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USMNT'S GROUP MATCHES (TIMES IN CDT)

JUNE 16 5:00 PM GHANA
JUNE 22 5:00 PM PORTUGAL
JUNE 26 11:00 AM GERMANY
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 9:19 am
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24633 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 12:22 am to
Might wanna explain what a "cap" is.

Noun- An appearance for ones national team.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 12:25 am
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