re: Restroom Controversy & how to solve it.

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Maybe so, but I bet their accuracy is about like dropping an unfinned napalm canister. No telling where it's gonna go. It's like comparing a sawed-off shotgun to a sniper rifle.

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Solution:

1. Squat slightly by urinal

2. Cup both hands under sha-nay-nay like so:



3. Discharge Pee-pee in cupped hands.

4. After receiving a satisfactory amount of urine in cupped hands, breath out, close eyes and focus intently, squeezing urethra closed.

5. Place cupped hands directly over urinal cake, barely making contact, then open trap door, emptying the hand cup.

Repeat steps 2-5 until satisfied

6. Pretend to wash hands