re: Alright, I admit New Orleans is pretty awesome

I know uncle Ted teaches that redneck class twice a year about New Orleans. He came down a few times and went to the dome and walked up and down Bourbon Street, so he is an expert.
Just try a little to learn a few things extra above and beyond his shite about seeing black folk and drinking sweet drinks and eating fried food.

Really, there is a shitload of info out there for people with half a brain to learn about N.O. You might even figure out a way to explore the city in a new and unique way.