re: This book is gonna cause controversy

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race relations

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Don't be ashamed about having relations. Having relations is beautiful. When I was young I used to always have relations every night. If a nice gentleman brings me flowers and candy and takes me to the movies... shows me a lovely evening, then I would take him home and give him hot lovely relations. Relations is a beautiful thing there ain't nothing to be ashamed of. Sometimes I have relations with myself.

Mike Douglas... oooooh Mike Douglas. You know Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I'd watch his show. I admit it I would get moist when I'd watch his show. Only white man that ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.