re: Have you ever evaded an arrest/ticket?

Two stories both absolutely true.
First in college driving back from Grambling liquor run but not drunk at all. Cut across parking lot behind basketball facility and saw ROTC drilling, figured I knew a few of them and drove slowly but deliberately through their formation making them scatter. The fun ended about 20 minutes later when an officer pulled up outside the fraternity and asked who owned car. I admitted it, he asked me if I was driving it earlier, I said no, but had left keys in it and didn't know who took it. He told me to never leave keys in car, I said yes sir, he drove off.

Going to work one day and late for a flight I was speeding along around 80 or so on the interstate, only to pass a Texas Trooper headed the other way who immediately hit his lights and dove off into the grass to come get me. Looking in my rear view as I was slowing to pull over noticed he got a bit stuck and was having a time getting back on road. I immediately for no reason other than pure reflex downshifted and dropped the hammer. I drove like a bat out of hell taking an exit early and then a farm road full out, with my leg shaking as it happened, but I never saw him again and slowed when I got to town drove to hangar and put car in closed door and hid. After awhile opened door pulled out plane and flew to L.A. for a week. When I got home I waited until after dark and drove slowly home. Both were dumb, the second one I was barely a year back from the sandbox, just bought a 944 Turbo and really didn't give a shite at that point.