re: What is your best gambling story: Scared Money Never Wins Edition

Got a few. Snow skiing trip at Lake Tahoe. First night there, hit 2000 at a poker machine, royal flush betting 75 cents I believe.
Duck hunting se of Lake Chuck, ramble over to the (now gone) Harrahs, and end up winning 1300 in two trips over the weekend on craps.
Marksville for the birthday Sundays they used to and may still have, and while I'm waiting on my wife to get her perks, no more than 15 minutes, I hit a slot for 1200.
And lastly we are up at the Shoe in Bossier City, and I was learning the ropes at a busy crap table. Just betting the pass line, the dice come my way and I roll some hard eights and this dude on the end of the table started placing bets for me and I rake in 200 for the rolls. Guy next to says I just won him over 2500.