re: FBD - the cubs suck edition

Ten Fidy.

I was at the Orenco Taphouse, which is located a stone's throu from the massive Intel facility in Orenco. I met a couple of Irishmen who were in town for a few months, doing work for Intel.

They blew the keg of Guiness earlier in the day, so these Irish guys were bitching about it. Ten Fidy was on tap, and I suggested that they try that instead. They didn't like it. Turns out, Ten Fidy is actually way to big of a beer for those Irish pussies. They like to think of themselves as big drinkers, but Guinness is actually a session beer at under 5% ABV, and they didn't like Ten Fidy because they can't drink it all night and brag about their drinking prowess...

I asked them why they didn't like trying the huge variety of American beers. They said, when you have perfection (Guinness), why would you want to drink anything else? Apparently, they only have one or two choices on tap at most of the places they go to in Ireland.

ETA: I'm half Irish...