re: Post your best advice about women here

Some people will say be a dick and they'll love you. While that is kind of true, it can be misinterpreted. Just ignore them and pay attention to their friends. It will drive them nuts. Don't call them fat or stupid or something like that. It's as simple as ignoring them and paying attention to their friends.

Also, don't talk too much. The mysterious, reserved type that chimes in with funny comments in select moments will get her. Smile a lot as well, it makes them feel comfortable around you. Just don't smile at them.

"Don't ever try to understand women. Women understand women and they all hate each other." -Unknown