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re: TD Music Board Original CopyPasta Thread

Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:18 pm to
Posted by danman6336
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:18 pm to
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I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his arse. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped arse for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his **** friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19440 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:26 pm to
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back in my college daze I used to like to eat LSD on a nice friday afternoon and stroll around in the large wooded area near my college. One day I'm back there on a headful and I run into this gaggle of girls hanging out at this point on the lake. There is a good view across the lake and you can see people on the other side as well as lots of wildlife.

For some reason I approach them, probably because that spot had kind of become our go to smoking spot, and I was curious if they were partaking. Once there, I try to talk, but find myself tongue tied. I look across the lake at the people, and I try to express to these ladies that I enjoy the act of observing nature and everything, but unfortunately the only sentence that comes out of my mouth is, "I like to watch." There is an incredibly long, awkward silence, then the girls start giggling and laughing. It all of a sudden hits me that I sounded like a complete perv, so I literally run away without saying goodbye.

ahh good times!
Posted by Spaulding Smails
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Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:28 pm to
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YO LOOK HERE YOU GIANT BAG OF shite, I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE frick YOU ARE, BUT AFTER SEARCHING UP MY RAP NAME ON GOOGLE, I -JUST- RANDOMLY DISCOVERED THAT YOU HAD POSTED ONE OF THE YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ME RAPPING (THE ONE WHERE I DISSED THAT fig EMINEM), SO I HAD TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT ON HERE IN ORDER TO CALL YOUR BITCH arse OUT ON IT. TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE frick YOU ARE AND NEITHER HAVE I EVER WRONGED YOU OR ANY OF YOUR LOVED ONES IN -ANY- WAY. IT WAS frickED UP AS shite FOR YOU TO DO WHAT YOU DID. YOU WERE NOT ONLY MAKING A TOTAL MOCKERY OF ME FOR -NO REASON-, BUT ALSO USING MY GIRL'S COPYRIGHTED CONTENT, MUTHAfrickA. THAT IS WHY SHE DECIDED TO DELETE ALL THE FREESTYLE VIDEOS OF ME FROM HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL. IT WAS DUE TO TROLLING FAGG0TS LIKE YOURSELF. I READ ALL OF THE COMMENTS ON THE REDDIT PAGE WHERE YOU HAD POSTED MY FORMER VIDEO AND I SAW THE PART WHERE YOU WERE TALKING SOME shite. LETS SEE IF YOU CAN LIVE UP TO YOUR WORDS, CUZ SOON YOU COULD BE EATING THROUGH A FEEDING TUBE AND MAKE YOU EAT EVERYTHING YOU JUST TYPED!! I GUESS YOU LIVE IN MY TOWN THEN. WELL THAT IS JUST frickING -WONDERFUL- BECAUSE CHANCES ARE WE MAY VERY WELL EVEN -KNOW- EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE. I FIND IT FUNNY TOO, CUZ I NEVER ONCE RECALLED YOU (WHOEVER THE frick YOU ARE) TALKING ALL THAT GREASE TO ME IN MY -FACE-, WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH OF A STR8 UP FAGG0T -PUSSY- PUNK arse BIOTCH N!&&@ YOU SERIOUSLY ARE. I'M STILL IN STATE COLLEGE, PA. frickFACE PUNK, I WOULD TAKE GREAT DELIGHT IN THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE YOU ON THE STREETS. WE CAN MEET SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE AND I WOULD SEND YO WANNABE TOUGH GUY INTERNET WARRIOR arse ON A STRETCHER! COME TRY ME MUTHAfrickA! NOT EVEN YOU AND ONE ARMY CAN TAKE ON ME. YOU HAVE -NO IDEA- WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF DOING TO YOU. AND NO, I AIN'T EVEN GON BRING ANY SORT OF WEAPON. I AM TRAINED IN DEADLY SELF-DEFENSE HAND TO HAND COMBAT. SO TELL ME WHO THE frick YOU ARE. AND WHO IS/WAS THIS ROOMMATE/HOMIE YOU SAID WHO USED TO WORK WITH ME? WHERE DID HE WORK WITH ME AT? I BEG YOU TO COME SEE ME N!&&@!!!!!!!
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