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re: TD Music Board Original CopyPasta Thread
Posted on 11/30/14 at 3:43 pm to Spaulding Smails
Posted on 11/30/14 at 3:43 pm to Spaulding Smails
To start I have a severe LSD addiction. I don't go to therapy tho, I participate in spirit therapy. This involves Clash of Clans. I got the game when I was high you see and I thought it was just brilliant. Well slowly but surely my addiction changed from LSD to Clash of Clans or CoC for short. I am on the game nonstop and I am a hardcore gemmer. I sold my family to a human trafficking ring to get money for mor gems. I had a level 1000 town hall after that, but it wasn't enough. I then sold everything else I owned except my charger and my phone. I now live with my parents in their only bathroom. I don't leave the bathroom because I have everything I need inside. They are rich yet the only have 1 bathroom, but I have a full service McDonalds in the bathroom and I use it and take advantage of it. I weigh 3000 lbs since I never exercise because I am constantly on COC. I really don't wanna get raided. I don't think I'll ever be the same, I legally changed my name to Papa COC and I have sold my soul to Satan for money. I have spent so much money on this game I could that I could have stopped poverty, world hunger, and gotten America out of debt. COC rules my life and I worship it daily. A prayer goes as such; Dear COC please forgive me of all sins, please let me upgrade my town hall, and please help me get money for gems. Amen!
my Bs dropped to Cs, and then Ds to Fs as I got farther into the game. It was demanding and addictive. I no longer ate with my family at dinner or hung out with my friends. The only thing limiting my game time was sleep. My friends and family worried about me. I dropped out of high school first semester and began spending my college fund on stacks of green gems. My life began to wither away as I climbed higher and higher in the game. My patented kicked me out but McDonalds still had free wifi. Eventually they wouldn't let me stay without eating. I write this in the McDonald's I usually sit in on the last Sunday of every month. I don't even know what life is only that my life has gone away to Clash. I have to end this because the manager is eyeing me and i am afraid I need to check my village before he kicks me out.
my Bs dropped to Cs, and then Ds to Fs as I got farther into the game. It was demanding and addictive. I no longer ate with my family at dinner or hung out with my friends. The only thing limiting my game time was sleep. My friends and family worried about me. I dropped out of high school first semester and began spending my college fund on stacks of green gems. My life began to wither away as I climbed higher and higher in the game. My patented kicked me out but McDonalds still had free wifi. Eventually they wouldn't let me stay without eating. I write this in the McDonald's I usually sit in on the last Sunday of every month. I don't even know what life is only that my life has gone away to Clash. I have to end this because the manager is eyeing me and i am afraid I need to check my village before he kicks me out.
This post was edited on 11/30/14 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 11/30/14 at 6:12 pm to Blue Velvet
Whole lot of awesome in this thread
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