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re: TD Music Board Original CopyPasta Thread

Posted on 4/22/14 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 12:09 pm to
We camped next to a group of four hotties. 1st night, one of 'em asks if I want to smoke rock. She comes into my tent, yadda yadda yadda, she's tossing my salad, it's crazy. Whole tent is a fog. I've got about six tenths of this clean shard, swallow half. She licks my cack, sprinkles the rest on it, and tells me to f- her in the butt. I guess this is called "plunging", but I always thought it was BS. Who does this? But here she is and she wants it. So, in it goes. She hollers, like, loudly. Then BAM! the tent fly zips open and two cops come in all hunched over with flashlights. They pull us apart, me with a chili dog. She's laughing. I don't know why. Maybe the shard hits fast that way. I yell something like "Whoa! Courtesy! Two fricking minutes!" The younger cop laughs. The tent smells like crack smoke and a little bit like poop. Turns out that these cops were using infrared goggles and could see us hitting the chubba through the wall of the tent. Well, by this time all they could find was one bowl and an empty baggy. I took a pee in the cop car. I got a lawyer on retainer for 5K. Don't know about her.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 12:11 pm to
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The tent smells like crack smoke and a little bit like poop
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 12:11 pm to
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danzphishing deedle duntzgeon Greetings phanz, reporting live as a lost soul in the Duntzegeon...hear me out.....before it's too late.... (Pronounced 'dunnz-geon') Last night at the kirby center the biscuits 2 point 0h brought it to new uberdigital heights never before seen by the likes of us br4hs. What we saw, can only be described as the DUNTZGEON. Some Preface: Duntzgeon: origin: Latin, for "Untz Dungeon", a cross bilunguil mix of "dunzo," "untz," "dungeon", and "dunce" (As in, when you are in the Duntzgeon, you need to wear a Duntz hat.) Guidlines: (1) Barber must be playing the midi keyboard and/or shredding skull on his Duntzegeon Axe 9000 (2) Allen must be playing MANY e-drums, so much so that you will not be able to tell Who's E-Drums are Who's. (3) Brownie must be dropping untz A Brief History: Many millions of years and e-drums ago, there was a genre of music too dunzo for it's good. This music's secret ancient patterns were only first tapped by the opening notes of barber's digi-saber during the unveiling of the Lancaster Tractorbeam Abraxis. Since this abraxis, the code for Duntzo has been locked into every h3tty wooks brain-neural patterns, or the "Duntzometaphines", or "Duntz.". Duntzo now is only a part of conciousness which can be aligned and raged upon when many e-drums are played and many custies are bunked. Rules and Practices: Doors to the Duntzgeon may only be unlocked under certain circumstances, i.e., INVERTED ABRAXIS. Inside Inverted Abraxis **(and occasionally during cyclone teases)** there lies an evil headdy math equasion which only barber and his midi-keyboard, (and only a room of e-drums) can unlock. (Emphasis on MANY....DIFFERENT E-DRUMS) Some Spectator Points of view on the Duntzgeon: "Brah, last night during that mind shredding cyclone tease I thoght they were going to drop run like hell and then everything stopped all at once, to reveal sounds so digital and so untzed that they made my brain go Duntzo." (Duntzo, as in, This show sucks, shite's Duntzo) Peace, love, respect, may all avoid the trecherous grasps of the duntzegeon until allen's e-drums either break or they finally play Lunar Pursuit."
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