re: Anybody here good at carving a pineapple?

Buy a plastic corer at Wally first. Cut the top and bottom ends off to have a flat surface to work with on both ends. Cut the skin off the pineapple far enough to cut as most of the eyes have been removed. Twist the corer around till it reaches from one end to the other the result will be a single twisting cut from top to the bottom with the tough/inedible fibrous as hell core removed which can be cut into as many pieces as you like. If you have a juicer you can probably run all of the waste through it to get a bit more of the goodness of your labor and money. The juice of a pine apple is beneficial to your intestines doing their job.