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re: /r/soccer just went full retard on Jozy...

Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:17 am to
Posted by Shane4689
Wrong Way on a No Way Road
Member since Dec 2010
3150 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:17 am to
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Oh!!! Who Lives in the Box and Cant Make a Shot... Jozy Altidore! He Jogs Down the Side and Hits his shots Wide... Jozy Altidore! Looks Tall and Athletic but his Strikings Pathetic... Jozy Altidore Jozy ALtidore! Joooooozyyyy Altidore!


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The Polish, Jozyk Altidorski?


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Jozy Anti-Score?


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"Give me 10 Jozy Altidore's and Zinedine Zidane and I'll win the Champions League"


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Congratulations, America. Thanks to your shite player, /r/soccer actually unanimously agreed for the first time ever.


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Jozy Altidore, the guy is massive yet still manages to get barged off the ball by much smaller defenders

Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:57 am to
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Jozy Altidore, the guy is massive yet still manages to get barged off the ball by much smaller defenders

This isn't even a true statement.

I'm hoping he has a good World Cup to get him out of Sunderland.
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