re: Funniest saying you've heard.

You can only piss on my leg one time and tell me its raining.

that's harder then then stretching a gnat's arse over a fencepost.

a little bit of knowledge is dangerous when you don't know baked beans from bullshite.

that guy is fricked up like Hogan's goat.

this deal folded up like a cheap suitcase.

its raining out there like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

her butt is so big if she wanted to haul arse she would have to take two trips!