re: Funniest saying you've heard.

Use to tell my daughter during ball practice
"You run like pond water"
My dad would tell me on the weekends "If you aint in bed by 10:00 just come on home"
Co-worker would always say about a good looking woman "She got legs all the way up to her arse"
"she fell outta the ugly tree and smacked every limb on the way down"
she's acting like..."she's been licking the windows on the short bus again"..."eatting paint chips"....