re: Funniest saying you've heard.

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"I would drag my ball sack across three football fields of barbed wire to eat Nerds outta her arse hole"

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I've always said it as "I would drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walki-talkie."

Similar: I'd drink her bath water
I'd eat the corn out of her poop.
I'd suck a fart out her arse and hold it in like a bong hit.


He's got hands like feet- talking about players who can't catch in sports.

About as useful as nutrition facts on a bottle of whiskey