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Posted on 4/7/14 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 2:41 pm to
Got some great ones from my drill sgt in basic:
"Private, you are fricked up like a soup sandwich"
"Tell your girlfriends to keep their AIDS infested soup coolers off my mail" (the girlfriends would kiss the back of the mail and leave lip prints)

And my personal favorite:

"WTF are you doing? Go smoke yourself private" - the term getting smoked was when the drill sgt would make us do exercise non-stop for a lenghty period of time.
Posted by jellyfish
Oxford, MS
Member since Oct 2009
1856 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 2:54 pm to
A weatherman is like a fart, you can never trust them.
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