re: Just how epic a failure has Jozy Altidore's move to Sunderland been?

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Show me the money.

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Do a search

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Show me the money.

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Do a search ETA: From a simple search - LINK

From the reddit thread linked in that thread:

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Oh!!! Who Lives in the Box and Cant Make a Shot... Jozy Altidore! He Jogs Down the Side and Hits his shots Wide... Jozy Altidore! Looks Tall and Athletic but his Strikings Pathetic... Jozy Altidore Jozy ALtidore! Joooooozyyyy Altidore!

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Give me 10 Zinedine Zidane and 1 Jozy Altidore and I'll never win a thing.

Possibly more realistic.

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Jozy Altidore.

Don't even know if he can be considered a player anymore though, he's more like an inanimate object

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Checked back a while after submitting this, all altidore, not remotely surprised! Considering it's so clear cut, who would be second worst then?

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Third row up at Red Bull arena for the Turkey match. Absolutely no lazy, no fear of contact, no broad side of the barn there

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This thread (and three more) were made during that match

Jozy looked like absolute shite against Azerbaijan and Turkey. He looked noticeably better against Nigeria, but that could be because their defense is complete shite (they're starting a center-half at fullback, for example. Also, one of his goals was a tap in, the other was terrible goalkeeping).