re: Morestead to Cowboys??

"On the eve of Bloody Sunday, I had a verbal banter with the striped official in regards to the size of the ball. My chief statement was it would traverse the field and achieve it's maximum velocity if its mass were reduced by a quantity of 40%. The uncouth official made a general remark, but I assured him that my head was nowhere near my rectal area. I believe we came to a general understanding that hitherto all future engagements with members of the National Football Conference will result in a compensatory seven points for our team. HuzzaH!"