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re: Got any good jokes?

Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:37 am to
Posted by Tiger Iron
Middle LA
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:37 am to
Two southern belles sitting on a porch sipping tea.

First belle says, when I had my first child, my husband bought me this million dollar mansion."

Second belle says, " well isn't the nice."

First belle says, "when I had my second child, my husband bought me this expensive car."

Second belle says, "well, isn't that nice."

First belle says, "when I had our third child, my husband bought me this expensive ring."

Second belle says, "well isn't that nice."

First belle says, "when u had ur first child, what did ur husband buy u?"

Second belle says, "my husband sent me to charm school. I used to say frick YOU, but now I say, isn't that nice."
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65859 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:52 am to
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one. The bartender gives it to him and says "that'll be $25." A minute later making conversation the bartender says "We don't get many gorillas round these parts"

The gorilla replies "I'm not surprised at those prices"
This post was edited on 3/26/14 at 6:55 am
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