re: Penguins introduce #AskNeal on twitter; results aren't surprising

#AskNeal Do you feel the need to use icy hot on your knee after using it as a weapon?

Were you a test tube baby or did your mom sit in something?

Which NHL official are you currently having sexual relations with in order to avoid longer (appropriate) suspensions?

#AskNeal Do you have any superstitions in the locker room before the game? Like kneeing someone in the face?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get away from Neal's elbow.

How do u put a kid to sleep...knee them in the head or cross-check them in the face?

If Timmy had 3 apples and Bobby had 4 oranges, which one would you cross-check first to steal their fruit?

#AskNeal Where is Malaysian flight 370? You didn't knee it in the wing, did you?