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re: Big Bang actually went Kaboom

Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:37 pm to
Enadious explains the Big Bang:

Ehyeh rubbed a knuckle under his chin. “I look my best in black. It’s the color of void. I was cloaked in the black of void before creation.”

Sitnah quickly raised her hands. “I can’t allow myself to explore ‘before creation.’”

“I know.” A sly smile curled on Ehyeh lips. “You weren’t meant to. None of my creation can. It would drive them mad in the attempt to comprehend.”

“Creation isn’t even logical. Why did you do it? All knowing, all powerful, all in all should have sufficed for eternity.”

The shears went snick-snick. Ehyeh’s mouth tightened. “When you press me like that it makes me want to prune my roses.” His bottom lip rose toward his nose.

“Prune all you want. I demand to know. Why did you form creation?”

Ehyeh stepped over a verdant rose bush with black blooms larger than his fist. The shears clipped away. “What? You would have me exists alone in a state of madness?”

One final snick of the shears and a single black rose came away from the bush. Ehyeh presented it to Sitnah.
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