re: Whats the LEAST you would take to never use/own a cell phone ever again?

If I could retain my computer, and run a home phone line, I would love to accept any amount of money that would be justifiable. No problem.

I would pay someone to get rid of email on my phone. There's nothing like answering work emails while sitting at happy hour. Plus everyone knows you have constant access to email so they get pissy if you don't respond even if it's after hours.