Text from neighbor

Joe received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you
will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in that said: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi",not "wife".

My uncle sent this to me and thought I would share. Good day O-Ters.